








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 693 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1136 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1504 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1876 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1832 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,719 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Duchys | 54% | 155 |
| #6 | Brewmaster enthusiast | 52% | 97 |
| #7 | tomkarsha | 51% | 39 |
| #8 | Nadema123 | 44% | 61 |
| #9 | ☿ GHOSTE ☿ | 43% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duchys | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Ondraai! | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Nadema123 | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Brewmaster enthusiast | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ☿ GHOSTE ☿ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pitaskA | +3.96 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Duchys | +3.22 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | Ondraai! | +0.87 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | tomkarsha | -1.47 | 55 | 52 |
| #5 | Kolmice | -2.66 | 45 | 51 |





