








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 168 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1669 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1921 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1773 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $670,320 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTactical_Turtle | 18 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | wEnche | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | 'saul goodman | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Olsvikus | 8 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | rotte | 6 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wEnche | 423 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | 'saul goodman | 288 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | iTactical_Turtle | 240 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mahmoud Trueheart | 78 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | rotte | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rotte | +4.95 | 67 | 63 |
| #2 | JEEPERS | +4.36 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | wEnche | +4.05 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | Mahmoud Trueheart | +1.87 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | iTactical_Turtle | +1.20 | 59 | 57 |





