








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 456 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2046 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4613 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3609 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2606 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,569,386 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | but here comes Sebastian Vettel | 50% | 30 |
| #15 | yoshi | 50% | 58 |
| #16 | valpacino :) | 49% | 91 |
| #17 | 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 :) | 48% | 44 |
| #18 | Bolsa | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoshi | 374 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #2 | vaant | 363 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | valpacino :) | 297 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Grknoche | 288 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | Elnour | 270 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quiet | +3.39 | 61 | 46 |
| #2 | 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕗𝕒𝕟 :) | +1.64 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | Elnour | +1.56 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | j1mphA | +1.50 | 56 | 66 |
| #5 | -rapgod | +1.17 | 67 | 54 |





