








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 516 | 5% |
| Smokes | 4052 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 2899 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2028 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,391 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allfather_Odin | 78% | 41 |
| #2 | oleven | 73% | 30 |
| #3 | sneed | 65% | 83 |
| #4 | YinNets | 48% | 411 |
| #5 | ccc | 47% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allfather_Odin | 78% | 41 |
| #2 | oleven | 73% | 30 |
| #3 | sneed | 65% | 83 |
| #4 | YinNets | 48% | 411 |
| #5 | ccc | 47% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ccc | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | YinNets | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | oleven | 5 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YinNets | 902 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #2 | oleven | 117 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | ccc | 114 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | sneed | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allfather_Odin | +6.14 | 89 | 22 |
| #2 | sneed | +5.30 | 88 | 21 |
| #3 | oleven | +2.95 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | YinNets | +0.26 | 63 | 42 |
| #5 | Kowloon | -0.09 | 48 | 33 |





