








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 379 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1017 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 738 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1086 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $493,218 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aviraj | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | JA4 | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | EEMaHun | 75% | 8 |
| #4 | Spaxiito | 64% | 33 |
| #5 | MehineMehis | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Queen Capybara | 119 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | MehineMehis | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Spaxiito | 60 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | lapsedtulgesiia | 60 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Big Oliver | 47 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spaxiito | +2.69 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Pygoscelis Antarcticus | +2.27 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | MehineMehis | +0.89 | 37 | 62 |
| #4 | EEMaHun | +0.26 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | Queen Capybara | +0.23 | 78 | 58 |





