








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7239 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5581 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4907 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4748 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,359 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crack | 61% | 322 |
| #2 | Grey- | 60% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crack | 61% | 322 |
| #2 | Grey- | 60% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crack | 33 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Grey- | 5 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crack | 1432 | 0.23 | 30 min |
| #2 | Grey- | 213 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crack | +4.42 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | hoppy | +1.99 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | Grey- | +0.15 | 68 | 59 |





