








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 2,180 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3164 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2861 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3012 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2747 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $461,930 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 478 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪DonT | 56% | 90 |
| #6 | Scatman | 55% | 20 |
| #7 | kapder ff | 55% | 31 |
| #8 | A4 PoSiiTiv3 | 53% | 40 |
| #9 | 🍄initz🍄 | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snowwie | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | kapder ff | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bukkit | +2.42 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Snowwie | +1.52 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | Xhizorz | +0.10 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | kapder ff | +0.06 | 68 | 69 |
| #5 | ✪DonT | +0.02 | 77 | 68 |





