








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5112 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3391 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 7499 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3814 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $848,097 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viltsu on crack | 59% | 241 |
| #2 | Plankton | 58% | 81 |
| #3 | ๐๐ป๐ธ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | Twix | 58% | 450 |
| #5 | Mรถรถtin | 57% | 407 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twix | 26 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Mรถรถtin | 17 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | viltsu on crack | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | derp | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ๐๐ป๐ธ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twix | 1062 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | Mรถรถtin | 492 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #3 | derp | 154 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | ๐๐ป๐ธ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ | 89 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | viltsu on crack | 51 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twix | +6.77 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | Mรถรถtin | +2.35 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | derp | -0.50 | 58 | 40 |
| #4 | ๐๐ป๐ธ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ | -1.10 | 43 | 59 |
| #5 | Plankton | -1.32 | 62 | 23 |





