








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3946 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3911 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1969 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2343 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $320,990 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1. Imperator [st] | 50% | 222 |
| #2 | Jalalero Leelala | 48% | 91 |
| #3 | PSCL | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1. Imperator [st] | 50% | 222 |
| #2 | Jalalero Leelala | 48% | 91 |
| #3 | PSCL | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1. Imperator [st] | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Jalalero Leelala | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | PSCL | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1. Imperator [st] | 165 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jalalero Leelala | 127 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | PSCL | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shipy | +1.87 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | x1. Imperator [st] | -1.69 | 69 | 45 |
| #3 | Jalalero Leelala | -2.70 | 58 | 53 |
| #4 | PSCL | -3.66 | 62 | 46 |





