








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1590 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1506 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1449 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 927 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,990 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEX | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Leon S. Kennedy | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | [~Leckmaul~]Robson( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ | 42% | 31 |
| #4 | beef soup | 37% | 82 |
| #5 | KrisB | 36% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beef soup | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | KrisB | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Xarius | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Antalia | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Patax | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrisB | 189 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | oelli | 120 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Antalia | 82 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Xarius | 74 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Patax | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leon S. Kennedy | +5.01 | 36 | 58 |
| #2 | Henry_Fonda | +4.29 | 29 | 59 |
| #3 | Xarius | +0.63 | 21 | 51 |
| #4 | MrPink | +0.48 | 52 | 63 |
| #5 | Antalia | -0.39 | 29 | 50 |





