








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 405 | 23% |
| Smokes | 446 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 557 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 319 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $493,355 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Nashir | 28 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | ★casey★ | 14 | 0.0215 |
| #3 | One♿Note | 11 | 0.0241 |
| #4 | GumbyVsDomo | 10 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | Slay3rDog | 9 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Nashir | 344 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | GumbyVsDomo | 138 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | ★casey★ | 120 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZER0 | 47 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Slay3rDog | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★casey★ | +5.89 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | GumbyVsDomo | +4.87 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | ZER0 | +2.27 | 59 | 44 |
| #4 | King Nashir | +1.56 | 34 | 40 |
| #5 | It's Almost Harvesting Season | +1.11 | 30 | 24 |





