








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 465 matches | ||
| Wingman | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 179 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




237 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12820 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4812 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7305 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5666 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5610 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,666,204 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 928 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JJ. | 58% | 175 |
| #2 | Kimo | 56% | 337 |
| #3 | Fr1tzy -M- | 52% | 371 |
| #4 | XLVU | 51% | 284 |
| #5 | Where Anticheat | 51% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1tzy -M- | +2.10 | 78 | 50 |
| #2 | Kimo | +1.63 | 62 | 56 |
| #3 | N1CK | +1.27 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | XLVU | +0.96 | 62 | 77 |
| #5 | JJ. | +0.40 | 51 | 62 |





