








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8601 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5833 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4357 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3912 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,054,476 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1509 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raiโข | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | facete_ss | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | GoJays2025 | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | Capayy | 49% | 134 |
| #5 | ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capayy | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | The Hitch | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | raiโข | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Hitch | 247 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS | 134 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Capayy | 128 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | raiโข | 124 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | facete_ss | +2.58 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Peko | +1.42 | 45 | 67 |
| #3 | GoJays2025 | +0.59 | 50 | 41 |
| #4 | Capayy | +0.03 | 27 | 44 |
| #5 | LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS | +0.01 | 25 | 63 |





