








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 901 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 144 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3236 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5820 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7299 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3362 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,365,009 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2037 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twonell | 58% | 109 |
| #2 | nGen ツ | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 54% | 87 |
| #4 | andyy | 50% | 121 |
| #5 | Problem? | 50% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingaxx | 370 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Problem? | 346 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | andyy | 194 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪ REM1337 ♡ | 194 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | OggiMaster007 | 158 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andyy | +2.55 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | LeDownsTiger/Linder | +2.43 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | nGen ツ | +0.62 | 56 | 63 |
| #4 | OggiMaster007 | +0.45 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | NoName | +0.44 | 55 | 46 |





