








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 637 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 149 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1910 | 11% |
| Smokes | 5849 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6247 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2646 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,575,752 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoNick | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | suP_ | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | Peder Griffin | 55% | 97 |
| #4 | Karantinaz | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | Sedvis | 47% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | suP_ | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | Peder Griffin | 55% | 97 |
| #4 | Karantinaz | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | Sedvis | 47% | 79 |
| #6 | Ryckaa99 | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peder Griffin | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Sedvis | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Ryckaa99 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | suP_ | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | NoNick | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryckaa99 | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Karantinaz | 60 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | NoNick | 59 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Peder Griffin | 47 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sedvis | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karantinaz | +1.35 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | NoNick | +1.07 | 62 | 61 |
| #3 | Peder Griffin | +0.73 | 66 | 53 |
| #4 | Ryckaa99 | +0.11 | 57 | 45 |
| #5 | Starka | -1.25 | 36 | 41 |





