








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 336 | 20% |
| Smokes | 648 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 380 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 305 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $88,721 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boobies are good | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Sky Circle | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | suP_ | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Starka | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | Peder Griffin | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ryckaa99 | 46% | 13 |
| #8 | Sedvis | 45% | 29 |
| #9 | Kumpis | 38% | 8 |
| #10 | Marbo | 33% | 6 |
| #11 | Edva | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sedvis | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Marbo | 1 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoNick | 52 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Peder Griffin | 23 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ryckaa99 | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sky Circle | 18 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Marbo | 17 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peder Griffin | +2.14 | 68 | 49 |
| #2 | Karantinaz | +2.13 | 70 | 58 |
| #3 | Sky Circle | +0.90 | 34 | 67 |
| #4 | NoNick | +0.74 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | boobies are good | +0.40 | 69 | 71 |





