








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2342 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1610 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1426 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1215 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,174 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uw3mu7 | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | snpzoN | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | WurzelMo | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | BlackWolfHB | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Vivi (ง'̀-'́)ง ❤️Nkz | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gandalf the Grey | 107 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | snpzoN | 99 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | GamerGrinder | 85 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Uw3mu7 | 82 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #5 | neRo | 61 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snpzoN | +4.02 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Gandalf the Grey | +2.80 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | GamerGrinder | +2.68 | 62 | 83 |
| #4 | WurzelMo | +2.33 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | Uw3mu7 | +1.71 | 80 | 56 |





