








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4206 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4453 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1861 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 4597 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,151,391 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 👊CASTAGNE👊 | 54% | 50 |
| #2 | DarkanCS | 50% | 271 |
| #3 | Concombrito | 50% | 380 |
| #4 | AerniK | 50% | 113 |
| #5 | trap4u ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | 48% | 395 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Concombrito | 34 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | trap4u ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | 28 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | DarkanCS | 28 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | ZanKya | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Chamoulatouf | 9 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trap4u ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ | 1553 | 0.18 | 45 min |
| #2 | Concombrito | 1227 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #3 | DarkanCS | 942 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #4 | ZanKya | 515 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | AerniK | 427 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Concombrito | +2.04 | 70 | 69 |
| #2 | Slayfs | +1.83 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | DarkanCS | +0.88 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | AerniK | +0.38 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | Q-TA | -1.16 | 67 | 53 |





