








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1895 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2113 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2496 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2110 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,227 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LinkZ | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | craZy1 | 43% | 61 |
| #3 | craZy2 | 42% | 43 |
| #4 | Wigpo | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LinkZ | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | craZy1 | 43% | 61 |
| #3 | craZy2 | 42% | 43 |
| #4 | Wigpo | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | craZy2 | 13 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | craZy1 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | LinkZ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | craZy1 | 421 | 0.33 | 11 min |
| #2 | craZy2 | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | LinkZ | 60 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Wigpo | 24 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wigpo | +2.41 | 62 | 66 |
| #2 | craZy1 | +0.85 | 21 | 68 |
| #3 | LinkZ | -0.36 | 49 | 50 |
| #4 | ike | -0.43 | 46 | 53 |
| #5 | craZy2 | -1.08 | 27 | 56 |





