








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3809 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3961 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2358 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1952 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $414,991 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRIZ | 47% | 58 |
| #2 | alexrevencu22 | 44% | 122 |
| #3 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 44% | 134 |
| #4 | Genghis | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | Eazy Loves Anime | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRIZ | 47% | 58 |
| #2 | alexrevencu22 | 44% | 122 |
| #3 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 44% | 134 |
| #4 | Genghis | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | Eazy Loves Anime | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alexrevencu22 | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | CRIZ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alexrevencu22 | 343 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | CRIZ | 146 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | 133 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Eazy Loves Anime | 83 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Genghis | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genghis | +2.93 | 88 | 42 |
| #2 | AntiVi | -0.52 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | alexrevencu22 | -0.66 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | CRIZ | -1.30 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | 𝓥𝓲𝓴𝓪 | -1.67 | 53 | 55 |





