








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 666 | 33% |
| Smokes | 543 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 375 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 447 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,494 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AZUWU | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | ZiimZey cs.money | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | MarshmallowBunny | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | cypher | 75% | 28 |
| #5 | ARTZ | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cypher | 55 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rhys | 48 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #3 | arazez | 47 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | ARTZ | 19 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | AZUWU | 19 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cypher | +5.85 | 94 | 67 |
| #2 | AZUWU | +5.58 | 88 | 74 |
| #3 | Rhys | +3.14 | 68 | 78 |
| #4 | nexa | +2.34 | 92 | 63 |
| #5 | Yoshwa | +1.07 | 89 | 67 |





