








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2110 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1428 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2009 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1116 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,619 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | izedyxx3 | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | wlzNkj$ is rws | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | LONGBOGHINI | 63% | 43 |
| #4 | viktorj0h. | 63% | 48 |
| #5 | vividb | 62% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Na9mús | 58% | 38 |
| #8 | zeN,-] | 56% | 48 |
| #9 | 333 Kirby | 55% | 40 |
| #10 | eMbo | 45% | 22 |
| #11 | LeXmaskinen | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeN,-] | 8 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | viktorj0h. | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | vividb | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeN,-] | 193 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | 333 Kirby | 159 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | vividb | 142 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | 137 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | LONGBOGHINI | 112 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LONGBOGHINI | +3.51 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | 333 Kirby | +1.46 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | Na9mús | +0.91 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | expert | +0.79 | 73 | 79 |
| #5 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | +0.52 | 46 | 79 |





