








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2002 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2583 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1390 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2076 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,953 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rosci | 68% | 47 |
| #2 | Jas3ąb | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Krecik | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | Zach | 60% | 65 |
| #5 | Realf1re | 59% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Zach | 60% | 65 |
| #5 | Realf1re | 59% | 29 |
| #6 | Murphy | 57% | 30 |
| #7 | Connor | 51% | 53 |
| #8 | 'DEZII | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krecik | 85 | 0.35 | 3 min |
| #2 | Zach | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rosci | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jas3ąb | 42 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Connor | 27 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rosci | +1.47 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | Krecik | +1.36 | 78 | 78 |
| #3 | Protato | +0.59 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Connor | +0.29 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | Murphy | +0.00 | 62 | 67 |





