








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,477 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2924 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1969 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1830 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1754 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,548,279 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scoreboard wizard | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | LegendaryWombat | 63% | 84 |
| #3 | CombatWombat | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | MythicalWombat | 60% | 55 |
| #5 | GumGum | 59% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scoreboard wizard | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | LegendaryWombat | 63% | 84 |
| #3 | CombatWombat | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | MythicalWombat | 60% | 55 |
| #5 | GumGum | 59% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LegendaryWombat | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | MythicalWombat | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | CombatWombat | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | scoreboard wizard | 5 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | GumGum | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LegendaryWombat | 359 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | CombatWombat | 172 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | MythicalWombat | 88 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | scoreboard wizard | 52 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | GumGum | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scoreboard wizard | +3.93 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | MythicalWombat | +3.07 | 68 | 23 |
| #3 | LegendaryWombat | +2.83 | 81 | 73 |
| #4 | CombatWombat | +2.48 | 81 | 79 |
| #5 | (N.W.A) Gustav | -0.09 | 54 | 60 |





