








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1362 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1978 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1900 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1512 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $614,324 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fc | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | Leaf | 58% | 66 |
| #3 | HaleOfTheRebellion | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | @McGIBlet | 53% | 98 |
| #5 | HappyCatFish | 52% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Grunty | 52% | 97 |
| #7 | rubiks | 48% | 52 |
| #8 | STIÑGO | 37% | 27 |
| #9 | PorkyPolak | 32% | 25 |
| #10 | Kaival | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @McGIBlet | 14 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | HappyCatFish | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Grunty | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | -fc | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | HaleOfTheRebellion | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HappyCatFish | 639 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | -fc | 212 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Grunty | 141 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | @McGIBlet | 117 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | rubiks | 114 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fc | +3.27 | 76 | 57 |
| #2 | Leaf | +1.98 | 73 | 37 |
| #3 | @McGIBlet | +1.29 | 52 | 36 |
| #4 | Raynthelej | +0.83 | 64 | 39 |
| #5 | HappyCatFish | +0.41 | 62 | 58 |





