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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6521 | 49% |
| Smokes | 2650 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2662 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1438 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,020,496 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rubiks | 66% | 65 |
| #2 | -fc | 66% | 67 |
| #3 | HaleOfTheRebellion | 65% | 34 |
| #4 | Leaf | 62% | 151 |
| #5 | @McGIBlet | 55% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | @McGIBlet | 55% | 119 |
| #6 | Raynthelej | 52% | 120 |
| #7 | Grunty | 51% | 228 |
| #8 | PorkyPolak | 48% | 65 |
| #9 | STIÑGO | 43% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raynthelej | 16 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Grunty | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | @McGIBlet | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | -fc | 10 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Leaf | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grunty | 300 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | -fc | 291 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Raynthelej | 258 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Leaf | 188 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | @McGIBlet | 146 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fc | +3.21 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | Leaf | +1.77 | 67 | 39 |
| #3 | HappyCatFish | +0.54 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | Grunty | +0.25 | 44 | 30 |
| #5 | Raynthelej | +0.20 | 63 | 37 |





