








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2471 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2354 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4186 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1588 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,362,048 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Entr1s | 363 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Mrlawnmowerdeth | 225 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lon3lyCS | 199 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | EsKaWa | 141 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jillie Bean | 66 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Entr1s | +3.88 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | DragonStyle | +3.38 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | Mrlawnmowerdeth | +2.93 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | Jillie Bean | +1.43 | 82 | 41 |
| #5 | Lon3lyCS | +0.10 | 61 | 58 |





