








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6951 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5445 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4098 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4470 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $930,323 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ovnisan | 56% | 146 |
| #2 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | 56% | 428 |
| #3 | RealQuick' | 55% | 408 |
| #4 | Gonchila | 50% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ovnisan | 56% | 146 |
| #2 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | 56% | 428 |
| #3 | RealQuick' | 55% | 408 |
| #4 | Gonchila | 50% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | 17 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | RealQuick' | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ovnisan | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RealQuick' | 1801 | 0.21 | 49 min |
| #2 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | 1423 | 0.16 | 37 min |
| #3 | ovnisan | 570 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #4 | Gonchila | 377 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 730 ☂ | +2.80 | 88 | 73 |
| #2 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | +0.18 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | ovnisan | +0.11 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | RealQuick' | -0.44 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | Gonchila | -4.05 | 47 | 58 |





