








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 444 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 338 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7152 | 41% |
| Smokes | 4210 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2168 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3746 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,436,304 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | 56% | 519 |
| #2 | 730 ☂ | 55% | 408 |
| #3 | ovnisan | 53% | 151 |
| #4 | Gonchila | 47% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | 56% | 519 |
| #2 | 730 ☂ | 55% | 408 |
| #3 | ovnisan | 53% | 151 |
| #4 | Gonchila | 47% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | 19 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | 730 ☂ | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ovnisan | 8 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 730 ☂ | 1798 | 0.21 | 45 min |
| #2 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | 1504 | 0.15 | 39 min |
| #3 | ovnisan | 572 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #4 | Gonchila | 364 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 730 ☂ | +2.45 | 88 | 73 |
| #2 | 𝕃𝕊' ♣ | +0.65 | 65 | 60 |
| #3 | ovnisan | +0.16 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | RealQuick' | +0.16 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | Gonchila | -4.14 | 49 | 57 |





