








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2350 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2865 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1804 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2053 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,538,192 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Siderium | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | Yeapapaa | 46% | 102 |
| #12 | BigHBigS | 45% | 44 |
| #13 | NOUNOU; | 44% | 16 |
| #14 | Степан Бандера | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | EinsTT | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Skunkito | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Sardoche jr | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | Yeapapaa | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GZON | +2.37 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | Yeapapaa | +2.06 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Calym | +1.15 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | YEEEEEEAH | +0.84 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | Ninoalex | +0.41 | 53 | 66 |





