








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1539 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 630 matches | ||
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7760 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8576 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7763 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4654 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,056,774 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GZON | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | Степан Бандера | 55% | 180 |
| #3 | Ninoalex | 52% | 107 |
| #4 | EinsTT | 51% | 425 |
| #5 | Zeko | 51% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ninoalex | 52% | 107 |
| #4 | EinsTT | 51% | 425 |
| #5 | Zeko | 51% | 69 |
| #6 | Yeapapaa | 50% | 385 |
| #7 | Sardoche jr | 46% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Степан Бандера | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | EinsTT | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Yeapapaa | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Zeko | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Ninoalex | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EinsTT | 1243 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | Yeapapaa | 1085 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #3 | Sardoche jr | 402 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Степан Бандера | 338 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ninoalex | 337 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yeapapaa | +1.70 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | GZON | +1.21 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | YEEEEEEAH | +1.01 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | Ninoalex | -0.15 | 60 | 65 |
| #5 | Zeko | -0.46 | 71 | 56 |





