








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2088 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2526 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1725 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $482,783 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s!lver | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Mr.Turtle | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | Hankytank | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | syscore | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | Kesmann | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ainigma | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | syscore | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Kesmann | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Hankytank | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ainigma | 325 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | DrJenner | 255 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Mr.Turtle | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kesmann | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | s!lver | 27 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Turtle | +1.78 | 83 | 60 |
| #2 | DrJenner | +0.63 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | ainigma | +0.23 | 58 | 78 |
| #4 | syscore | +0.08 | 67 | 49 |
| #5 | Hankytank | -0.05 | 41 | 52 |





