








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 722 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 194 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6674 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7577 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5100 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5567 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,070 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1081 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tony guapo | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | TheSteveGuy123 | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | RootX_Khan | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | Im Really High | 48% | 168 |
| #5 | Penguin | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im Really High | 593 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | tony guapo | 165 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | ROARence | 84 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Penguin | 75 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheSteveGuy123 | 72 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im Really High | +4.38 | 65 | 55 |
| #2 | tony guapo | +3.43 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | Penguin | +1.06 | 56 | 51 |
| #4 | Carzybacon47 | +0.05 | 24 | 64 |
| #5 | RootX_Khan | -1.59 | 27 | 34 |





