








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7279 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7356 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7037 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7996 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,382 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1607 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im Really High | +2.93 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | tony guapo | +2.32 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | Soup | +1.45 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | Carzybacon47 | -1.65 | 22 | 62 |
| #5 | ferz | -2.50 | 46 | 36 |





