








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 650 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1437 | 7% |
| Smokes | 6383 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 7595 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4640 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,221,620 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 906 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handcode | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕪𝕩 | 63% | 86 |
| #3 | DyN4MiiC | 59% | 86 |
| #4 | DreamLive | 59% | 54 |
| #5 | Lexor | 54% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lexor | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | DerankDaddy | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | KoljaGoldstein. | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | #RBZB! YoGurT | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | DyN4MiiC | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handcode | +4.90 | 67 | 50 |
| #2 | DerankDaddy | +4.12 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | DyN4MiiC | +2.72 | 90 | 60 |
| #4 | DreamLive | +2.56 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | 𝔽𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕪𝕩 | +1.36 | 80 | 57 |





