








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 551 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Renown | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2898 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5528 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7322 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4940 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,898,552 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bios | 57% | 112 |
| #2 | kaithebeast | 54% | 224 |
| #3 | k0xzy | 52% | 220 |
| #4 | Losty | 50% | 247 |
| #5 | Spl@tio | 50% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | fLu | 49% | 234 |
| #7 | BiGjD | 49% | 318 |
| #8 | Rig | 49% | 266 |
| #9 | sempiternal | 49% | 167 |
| #10 | Merlin2k14™ ☺ | 45% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaithebeast | 19 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | fLu | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Rig | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Losty | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | k0xzy | 9 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rig | 1189 | 0.21 | 35 min |
| #2 | fLu | 1145 | 0.23 | 31 min |
| #3 | k0xzy | 731 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #4 | BiGjD | 684 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #5 | sempiternal | 459 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bios | +2.98 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | kaithebeast | +2.88 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | sempiternal | +1.18 | 52 | 73 |
| #4 | fLu | +0.64 | 59 | 74 |
| #5 | k0xzy | +0.64 | 58 | 62 |





