








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1883 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1537 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 759 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1164 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $370,909 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐
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| #2 | kao | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ClaNz1 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Sheep | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐ แตดืแดืฦจืแดแนแตดืแด | 306 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | ๐
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พ | 232 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | ClaNz1 | 217 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | Sheep | 102 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | kao | 85 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClaNz1 | +2.76 | 66 | 72 |
| #2 | LiliumDH | +2.46 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | kao | +1.59 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | KcaZeR | +0.82 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | ๐
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พ | +0.66 | 66 | 65 |





