








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 576 | 13% |
| Smokes | 896 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1474 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1580 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,899 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil ripped jeezus | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Jenny Tal1a | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | kriWchix- | 3 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | NoTi' | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Yağız Zİya Baba Turk Mutfagİ | 2 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kriWchix- | +5.31 | 93 | 44 |
| #2 | Limbazu_Piens | +4.37 | 89 | 53 |
| #3 | Yağız Zİya Baba Turk Mutfagİ | +3.48 | 93 | 59 |
| #4 | Hugh Janus | +0.22 | 66 | 43 |
| #5 | NoTi' | -1.39 | 52 | 48 |





