








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Esplay | 23 matches | 1,931 | |
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1903 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2214 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2348 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1958 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $616,794 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brappen | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | h0ROGG3N xD | 66% | 38 |
| #3 | Leehr | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | Kushlifa | 63% | 43 |
| #5 | Bazy | 62% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bazy | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | h0ROGG3N xD | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Kushlifa | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | MADZi | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bazy | 197 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | h0ROGG3N xD | 112 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kushlifa | 101 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | MADZi | 93 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #5 | Leehr | 56 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pajk | +2.31 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | Kushlifa | +2.14 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | dRAVID123 | +1.98 | 92 | 56 |
| #4 | Bazy | +1.77 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | Leehr | +0.51 | 72 | 72 |





