








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 575 | 14% |
| Smokes | 911 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1649 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 935 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,113,093 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proji | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | Billerson | 35% | 77 |
| #3 | AresBerries11 | 33% | 18 |
| #4 | fr0st_ | 29% | 17 |
| #5 | Oliver | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AresBerries11 | 33% | 18 |
| #4 | fr0st_ | 29% | 17 |
| #5 | Oliver | 29% | 31 |
| #6 | rfuller0589 | 25% | 12 |
| #7 | GigaEd | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proji | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | GigaEd | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Oliver | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billerson | 112 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Oliver | 105 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | rfuller0589 | 45 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | GigaEd | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | AresBerries11 | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proji | +3.05 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | fr0st_ | +0.65 | 43 | 59 |
| #3 | benny | +0.49 | 68 | 41 |
| #4 | Oliver | -0.04 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | AresBerries11 | -0.53 | 46 | 63 |





