








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1204 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1356 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1125 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 820 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,189 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Everyone Loves a Slinky | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | fr0st_ | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | Billerson | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | rfuller0589 | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | Oliver | 49% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Oliver | 49% | 93 |
| #6 | benny | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | .:RW:. Shepard | 47% | 36 |
| #8 | GigaEd | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | AresBerries11 | 47% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oliver | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Billerson | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | benny | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | fr0st_ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | rfuller0589 | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oliver | 266 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Billerson | 111 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | AresBerries11 | 102 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | rfuller0589 | 52 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | .:RW:. Shepard | 48 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proji | +2.89 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Everyone Loves a Slinky | +2.63 | 53 | 69 |
| #3 | Oliver | +0.95 | 59 | 50 |
| #4 | GigaEd | -0.13 | 43 | 55 |
| #5 | fr0st_ | -0.34 | 41 | 58 |





