








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3331 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6247 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4745 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4668 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,312,785 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willi | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | Tim Welser | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | Syrox. | 53% | 519 |
| #4 | Jucktmichnicht | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | KoricaMT HyperX♛ | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tim Welser | 53% | 53 |
| #3 | Syrox. | 53% | 519 |
| #4 | Jucktmichnicht | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | KoricaMT HyperX♛ | 47% | 38 |
| #6 | Renzhe | 42% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syrox. | 19 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Renzhe | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Willi | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Tim Welser | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | KoricaMT HyperX♛ | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Syrox. | 1026 | 0.10 | 27 min |
| #2 | Renzhe | 143 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Willi | 134 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | KoricaMT HyperX♛ | 91 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jucktmichnicht | 67 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willi | +3.04 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | KoricaMT HyperX♛ | +1.75 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Doom | +1.16 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | Jucktmichnicht | +0.71 | 87 | 64 |
| #5 | Syrox. | +0.20 | 85 | 59 |





