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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 293 | 30% |
| Smokes | 228 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 254 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 217 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,604 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konkeriz | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | CarloKuza | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | TOTALdAk1nG | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Pulsifer | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CarloKuza | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | TOTALdAk1nG | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Pulsifer | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | 50% | 20 |
| #6 | blueWRLD | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | 4 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | TOTALdAk1nG | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | blueWRLD | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Pulsifer | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOTALdAk1nG | 67 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #2 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | blueWRLD | 24 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | CarloKuza | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Pulsifer | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konkeriz | +6.99 | 88 | 23 |
| #2 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | +5.55 | 96 | 38 |
| #3 | Pulsifer | +2.37 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | TOTALdAk1nG | +0.26 | 93 | 46 |
| #5 | Ell | +0.04 | 87 | 40 |





