








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 261 | 26% |
| Smokes | 230 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 265 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 259 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,937 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | HeadshotMachine | 43% | 23 |
| #12 | Konkeriz | 41% | 17 |
| #13 | Rainyy | 33% | 12 |
| #14 | junnu | 25% | 8 |
| #15 | nash | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | 15 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Konkeriz | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Pulsifer | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Jermy_Lee | 3 | 0.0141 |
| #5 | HiRin LEONHART | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mini0ffouinyzZzz | +4.12 | 96 | 32 |
| #2 | -MINIMUM REQUIREMENT- | +3.35 | 93 | 58 |
| #3 | s | +3.26 | 91 | 43 |
| #4 | Pulsifer | +3.20 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | Konkeriz | +2.16 | 91 | 48 |





