








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 660 | 16% |
| Smokes | 802 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1891 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 680 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $673,899 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Megamonni | 54% | 93 |
| #2 | MF.MONNI | 51% | 97 |
| #3 | NuariMonni | 48% | 80 |
| #4 | sleepbot | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | tikkavee | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MF.MONNI | 51% | 97 |
| #3 | NuariMonni | 48% | 80 |
| #4 | sleepbot | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | tikkavee | 41% | 44 |
| #6 | hulio | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MF.MONNI | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Megamonni | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | hulio | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | tikkavee | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MF.MONNI | 152 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | sleepbot | 105 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | tikkavee | 92 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | hulio | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Megamonni | 69 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wizztard | +1.47 | 64 | 51 |
| #2 | tikkavee | +1.36 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | hulio | +1.28 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | sleepbot | +0.72 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | MF.MONNI | -0.62 | 53 | 47 |





