








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 607 | 24% |
| Smokes | 448 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 984 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 495 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $49,692 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 546 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜQ℧ℨℇℵмλ℈℣ε | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Eclipse | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Eternal_Eclipse | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | ﷺ֎Ѡ🉑ʭѪҖ۞ᵺ₯☻Ѹ | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | Rico | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Eclipse | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Eternal_Eclipse | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | ﷺ֎Ѡ🉑ʭѪҖ۞ᵺ₯☻Ѹ | 35% | 23 |
| #5 | Rico | 33% | 9 |
| #6 | Stop | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eternal_Eclipse | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | ﷺ֎Ѡ🉑ʭѪҖ۞ᵺ₯☻Ѹ | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Rico | 2 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜQ℧ℨℇℵмλ℈℣ε | 58 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #2 | Eternal_Eclipse | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Eclipse | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | ﷺ֎Ѡ🉑ʭѪҖ۞ᵺ₯☻Ѹ | 15 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rico | 10 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜQ℧ℨℇℵмλ℈℣ε | +4.08 | 64 | 63 |
| #2 | Eternal_Eclipse | +1.87 | 71 | 46 |
| #3 | Eclipse | +1.25 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | Rico | +0.68 | 75 | 35 |
| #5 | ﷺ֎Ѡ🉑ʭѪҖ۞ᵺ₯☻Ѹ | -0.17 | 54 | 42 |





