








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4152 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7871 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5957 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7274 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $199,891 of utility $13 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1022 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghoste | 51% | 76 |
| #2 | ♤key | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | ChampagneChicken | 50% | 80 |
| #4 | Jbird | 49% | 77 |
| #5 | eNcrypt | 48% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChampagneChicken | +4.11 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | Ghoste | +3.71 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | eNcrypt | +2.37 | 73 | 41 |
| #4 | waz | +2.17 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | ♤key | +1.32 | 75 | 56 |





