








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1119 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1104 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1248 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1482 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,553 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() HePuu | 62% | 66 |
| #2 | Topzuqt | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | möylä | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | r0baaa | 53% | 154 |
| #5 | ![]() Nikke | 53% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | NaaTTi | 47% | 19 |
| #8 | 1le | 47% | 88 |
| #9 | nikke 1.0 | 46% | 13 |
| #10 | T0NZY | 45% | 20 |
| #11 | Gonafelt | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | möylä | 20 | 0.0445 |
| #2 | r0baaa | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | T0NZY | 8 | 0.0216 |
| #4 | ![]() Nikke | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Gonafelt | 7 | 0.0232 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0baaa | 659 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | 1le | 213 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | ![]() HePuu | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ![]() Nikke | 121 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | hude | 62 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1zaa | +3.11 | 88 | 46 |
| #2 | nikke 1.0 | +2.37 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | NaaTTi | +1.10 | 81 | 39 |
| #4 | Topzuqt | +0.82 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | ![]() Nikke | +0.77 | 67 | 67 |






