








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3081 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1496 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1616 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3365 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1941 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,444 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NonoNAZ | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | Luxus_- | 56% | 85 |
| #3 | `BipBippp | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | TANKoZoRr | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | |Ωмεgα| EZeKIeLL | 53% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |Ωмεgα| EZeKIeLL | 483 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Luxus_- | 238 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | GitanoTANK | 161 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | NonoNAZ | 92 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ Sartox™ | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxus_- | +3.43 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ Sartox™ | +2.16 | 53 | 69 |
| #3 | TANKoZoRr | +1.35 | 56 | 73 |
| #4 | GitanoTANK | +1.00 | 63 | 77 |
| #5 | Ash | +0.76 | 44 | 54 |





