








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 339 | 14% |
| Smokes | 897 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1014 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 228 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,277 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | TANKoZoRr | 71% | 7 |
| #6 | |Ωмεgα| EZeKIeLL | 61% | 18 |
| #7 | GitanoTANK | 59% | 22 |
| #8 | Ash | 56% | 32 |
| #9 | Luxus_- | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | |Ωмεgα| EZeKIeLL | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | GitanoTANK | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ash | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Luxus_- | 25 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | TANKoZoRr | 19 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TANKoZoRr | +1.82 | 59 | 65 |
| #2 | GitanoTANK | +1.76 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | Luxus_- | +1.74 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | `BipBippp | +0.58 | 75 | 51 |
| #5 | Ash | +0.26 | 34 | 59 |





